Because many of you are so helpful to send me suggestions throughout the year when items catch your eye, I am happy to announce that this year the list is so long I am able to post it in 2 parts. That's right, my friends, the inappropriateness is too much for just one list!
Without further ado, I present to you part 1 one the list. Each item is linked to a website in case you actually want to purchase the gift. You're welcome.
- Grow Your Own Set of Balls Kit
Grow Some Balls
- After Dinner Willies
After Dinner Willies
- Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
- Hot Dog & Marshmallow Roasters
Hot Dog and Marshmallow Roasters
- Dear Fatty Magnet
Dear Fatty Magnet
- Snow Globe Sweaters
We know cold weather brings cold nipples, and we know what cold nipple do. They poke out. Thus, all the old sayings: "My headlights are on." "My nipples are so hard I just keyed the car beside mine in the parking lot with them." OK, so maybe I made up the second one. Anyway, it happens. It is still inappropriate to buy little toboggans for the nips. No matter how cute they are.
Snow Globe Sweaters
What video, you say? Check this out:
Whew! Had enough? Do you agree? Which one do you secretly want to order for someone? I mean, I would probably love all of them as gifts, but I am not the most sophisticated person in the world.
Stayed tuned for the 2018 Inappropriate Gift List Part 2 coming very soon. If you have any items you think should be included, please let me know! I am always on the lookout.