Keith Stewart’s remarkable adventures usually occur near his hometown of Hyden in the hills of southeastern Kentucky, although he can be found aimlessly wandering the streets of nearby Lexington at any given moment. Before he shed his corporate casing, he worked as a certified public accountant for a multi-national company. He now enjoys less stressful work with much less pay, and blogs and writes and stuff. Oh, and he is as happy as a clam.
After nearly ten years since the release of his last
novel, Silas House returns to the literary scene this summer with Southernmost--Algonquin Books, $26.95--a story of compassion, redemption, and a man standing up for his beliefs in the
face of turmoil.
Asher Sharp, a hell-fire and brimstone Pentecostal
preacher, and his young son, Justin, desperately fight to save their neighbors
as a catastrophic flood devastates his small Tennessee hometown. The raging
Cumberland river is literally washing away homes and businesses. Two men, engaged
to each other and themselves victims of the flood, join in to help Asher and
Justin save more people. When Asher learns the two have also lost their home to
the flood, he offers to let them stay at his house with his family.
decision sets in motion a series of not quite epiphanies, but more awakenings,
in Asher and his belief system. As his mind opens and his world becomes larger,
he soon realizes that his old way of preaching no longer works for him. Asher
immediately feels the resistance to this change in his own family as well as
his congregation. When a heart-felt, but ill-planned, sermon given by Asher is videoed and goes viral, he realizes the time for real change has come, whether he is ready
results in Asher planning what only a few months earlier would have been
unthinkable: a not-exactly-legal road trip for him and his son to Key West,
Florida. There, Asher hopes to find empathy, acceptance, and understanding for
his crisis of faith, to show his son that the world is so much more than what
he has been taught so far, and perhaps reconciliation with his older brother
who was disowned by the family years ago for being gay.
House is a master of dialogue and description. In fact, the description of driving
through Georgia on the way to Florida is so perfect—from the religious
billboards lining the interstate to the local roadside gas stations and
diners—I feel like House stole the scenes directly from my memories.
House's descriptions of Key West are perfect.
novel is lyrically written with poetic language that allows you to lose
yourself in the pages. With his fresh, progressive approach, House is changing
what a classic Southern novel looks like.
is a timeless story of faith and family, as well as a timely tale of justice,
equality, and acceptance. While this is a departure from Silas House’s other
more Appalachian themed books, it is his best work to date. He captures the
essence of the contemporary South beautifully without delving into the typical
“grit-lit” that is currently so popular with the region’s authors. In the years between novels, he has developed
into one of the South’s best and bravest storytellers. SOUTHERNMOST is proof of
Silas House's first public reading of Southernmost will be June 7th at Lexington's Brier Books at 6:00PM, located at 319 South Ashland Avenue.
IT IS ALMOST HERE. Do you have your well-thought-out, creative, one-of-a-kind gift purchased for your special boo? Have you scoured the pages of Pinterest to find THE perfect craft project that will let your love for your honey shine through? Have you read over thousands of greeting cards to find the one that says EXACTLY what you want to say to your lover on this special day? I certainly hope so, because IT IS ALMOST HERE.
If you haven't purchased your love-nugget a gift yet, might be the voice of reason and say just go with a heart box full of chocolate or some nice flowers. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING.
Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts
What can I say here to make you understand what a no-no this is for a gift? Really, the mere fact that one needs to tell you not to buy them, makes me question the fact you have a Valentine at all. Not only are they really ugly--the pubic hair alone is enough to make you gag--they are very impractical. I would imagine the phallus flopping along your shin would be very disconcerting, annoying, and would make you lose your balance.
Toilet paper has its place. It is a necessity, but it is never a gift item. Especially a gift for the most romantic holiday of them all. The last thing you want to do on Valentine's Day is remind your special someone that you poop. Period.
Showing up for your Valentine's Day date wearing this Emoji mask isn't funny. It is creepy. It doesn't say, "I am in love with you, and I want to have fun tonight!" It says, "I am psychotic, and you should run away from me while you still have a chance."
These things have been around as long as there have been Spencer Gifts in malls. I have never, ever understood the point of them or the attraction to them. No one wants to put on the same pair of underwear. It doesn't matter how hot you think you are, you are not hot enough to pull off this look. It is stupid, unsexy, and just plain dumb.
On Valentine's Day, the only thing should come in a ring-sized jewelry box is a diamond ring. In
This is actually a coffee cup. No.
particular, an engagement ring. No one wants a key chain with a glass solitaire. No one wants a coffee cup with a ring as the grip. No one even wants a freaking friendship ring on February 14th. Either bring out the good stuff or face the dire consequences. You have been warned.
Ain't nobody got time at all for some crappy homemade coupons that allows the recipient to redeem for "a long, wet kiss" or "a full body massage." No, no, no. Because you know why? The person giving these never intends to honor them. Ever. ESPECIALLY the ones that are a little more risque. You know that on April 24th, when you get home from a long day at work, the last thing you are going to do is allow your boo to cash in a "Tongue Bath" or whatever else you thought would be a good idea back in February. Not appropriate.
Any Dental Hygiene Products
Much like reminding your honey-badger that you poop, reminding them of your bad breath or poor dental health is another no-no. His and hers toothbrushes or water-piks should be off-limits for Valentine's Day gifts. More importantly, any product that promises to rid you of "tongue fur" is horrid. In fact, if your partner has tongue fur at all, you may need to reconsider the prospect of this being a long term relationship.
Perhaps people think it is really funny to combine a cute, fuzzy stuffed animal wearing shirts with very adult sayings on them. I suppose they may have their place somewhere in the sphere of relationship gifts, but that place is not on Valentine's Day. VDay is not the time to mix up your mojo by trying to become all gansta or get some street cred by calling your friend a "bitch." Using the vehicle of a stuffed animal to do it pretty much guarantees a loss of not only street cred, but of all common decency. Don't take that chance.
To sum it all up, Valentine's Day is not a holiday to experiment with your gift giving. Sometimes, traditional gifts are fine. 99.9% of all people would rather get a box of Russell Stover's candy than a pair of slippers with the entire male sexual anatomy attached.
Stay away from this list and you should be just fine.