Hey, everyone! My first book is finally published and available!
Here is the back cover description:
When something embarrassing happens to you, what is the first thing you do? Look around to see if anyone else saw you? Not Keith Stewart. Instead, he writes it all down and shares it with the world. Join in on the fun as Keith shares his Hysterical stories that include ripping down gas pumps, fighting with a bird trapped inside a grocery store, and confronting the one and only Bernadette Peters. After reading the hilarious memoir of this klutzy, southern man, you will feel better about your own humiliating moments, and instantly feel like you have gained a new best friend.
The WONDERFUL cover was done by artist Dwayne Booth. Some of his other work can be found at: http://www.clowncrack.com/ He is a very talented and extremely cool dude.
If you are interested in purchasing the book, you can ask your local bookstore to get order it for you (it is available through national book ordering systems) or you can order directly from Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/Bernadette-Peters-Hates-Me-Delusional/dp/0692659951
If you happen to purchase and like, please let me know! If you don't like it, just keep it to yourself ;-)