Bacon Flavored Lube
your special someone is always a nice surprise, but not when you buy this item. I know that some fellas call their member a "hog," but at no time should it actually smell like one.
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Smell My Nuts Candle
A candle is usually a safe gift. For the most part, it is noncontroversial, non-offensive, and, sometimes, actually vanilla. It can be used as a gift for mere acquaintances as well as close family members. However, you must be careful when shopping for these scented fire sticks. Although the candle is scented with lovely banana bread or hazelnuts, its name may imply something else. This may turn the innocent gift for your teacher, hairdresser, or mailman into an invitation that is all together inappropriate.
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Cheesus Grilled Cheese Maker
Cheesus Cheese Grater
Click to go purchase Cheesus Grilled Cheese Maker*** Click to go purchase Cheesus Cheese Grater
Play All Day Elmo
Click to go purchase Annoying Elmo
Click to go purchase What's Your Poo Telling You?
Golden Girl Panties
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Dream Man Pillow
There is no need in reminding the single people in your life that they are alone. But in case you decide you want to do that exact thing, the Dream Man Pillow can be a constant reminder for your spinster aunt or awkward uncle. Nightly, the recipients can get in bed and cuddle up to a cold polyester sleeve shaped in a form that will encourage a false sense of security and will dull the pain of knowing if death comes during the night, no one will likely find them for at least a week.
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Testicle Tea Bag
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Belly Button Buttons
Buttons help people express themselves. Funny sayings, sage advice, and general information can be conveyed by simply wearing a pin-button. They encourage conversation and interaction so much that many restaurants have their servers wear as many buttons as possible in order to engage their customers and seem friendlier. Belly Button Buttons, however, may not have the same effect. The package comes with a variety of styles--innies, outies, hairy, smooth. Also attached is a bully button lint brush which can be used on actual belly buttons. An added bonus!
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This list should get you going on your quest for the perfect inappropriate gift this year. The last minute Inappropriate Gift List will be released in a few weeks.
If you have any suggestions for that list or come across a gift that is so inappropriate you can't stand it, PLEASE leave me a note in the comments and let me know!
Until then, happy shopping!