If that isn't bad enough, how about the personal moments I spend with my family? The movie Uncle Buck obviously has my car wiretapped to catch all the conversations I have with my two nieces and my nephew:
Then, to add insult to injury, even my relaxation time with friends has been ripped from my life and splashed all over the silver screen by the movie Steel Magnolias:
And, it isn't just me. I am taking my mother with me tomorrow to the lawyer's office. I think she has a case as well. Anyone who knows her at all would tell you this is certainly her disguised as a character in the movie Fried Green Tomatoes:
If all of the above isn't humiliating enough, I also have to live with the knowledge that my entire family has been followed, recorded, reviewed, and imitated. This may qualify as a class-action lawsuit. The movie Sordid Lives is obviously based on my very own family:
All I can say is if Mr. Michael Alan Rubin thinks his life story is movie-worthy, he ain't met me yet.