Without further ado...
A Strong Man's Cup of Tea Favorite Things Summer 2011
The Gathering by Motes Books
|(My future girlfriend, Kate Larken)|
If I were Oprah, I would now say, "YOU ARE GOING TO THE GATHERING! AND YOU ARE GOING TO THE GATHERING! AND YOU ARE GOING TO THE GATHERING!" Unfortunately, I am not Oprah. But I will give you the link to Motes Books where you can get information about any upcoming events and also check out their collection of incredible books:
There was a time in my life that if I recommended getting pickled, it would have had an entirely different meaning, but this summer I am bringing pickling back. Not just pickles, no, no. Pickles are so 2009. Pickled Bologna is where it is at. That is the stuff, fo shizzle, boo. It is tangy, but not too tangy; disgusting to think about, but delicious to eat. You can purchase in different forms, but I must insist for this list that it be the authentic rope variety:
The best part of getting a jar this size? After you have eaten the rope of bologna, boil yourself a dozen eggs, pop them into the used brine, wait a week or so, and BAM! you have pickled eggs:
Live Bait Machines
I don't fish. I don't like to catch my own anything. I like my food to be served to me, preferably with a nice garnish, a complementary wine, and a lively conversation. However, the idea that there is a vending machine that dispenses LIVE things to be used for bait is amazing to me. My hometown, Hyden, KY, has one of these machines, and although I have never seen another, I imagine that there are others in other places. The mystery of it all is one of the reasons that it made the summer list. Oprah sometimes picked little known items and they then exploded into our popular culture. Don't be surprised if you see a Live Bait machine in your city soon. Again, you can thank me later.
Corn Husk Dolls
Corn husk dolls have been made by Native Americans since the Pilgrims sold the first corn seeds to the Choctaw Nation, which resulted in the first Easter. Hey, don't blame me, Kentucky public schools use those history textbooks published in Texas. Another group who make a mean corn husk doll are Appalachians. These tiny dolls are truly works of art. I fondly remember the corn husk nativity set that my family had as a Christmas decoration for years. If I had known then my future as a post-O trendsetter, I would have taken better care of it. Sadly, I did not know, but I did have an A-HA moment while reminiscing! I am going to take a class and learn how to make these lovely tidbits and give them as gifts next Christmas, so they very well could end up on ASMCOT Favorite Things Christmas Edition as well. Get used them. (Don't, however, expect one as a gift. In the trunk of my car I still have a 25-pound bag of Dead Sea Salt, 50 glass bottles, and some organic aromatic oils that were to be my homemade Christmas gifts last year.)
Local Peeps Getting Jiggy-Wit-It
Our Summer list concludes with what may very well be may all-time favorite thing: Grippo's BBQ potato chips. If Oprah had eaten one of these bad boys, she may well have stayed on the air another 25 years. They are salty, sweet, spicy, and oh so good. If you do not live in an area that sells this brand of goodness, I implore you to rent a U-Haul, pack your belongings, and head this way. Tonight. As O would say, "I LOVE MY GRIIIPPPOOO'S! I LOVE MY GRIIIPPOOO'S!"
OK, so there you have it. The Strong Man's List of Favorite Things Summer 2011. If I were with you in person, I would give you an air hug, making sure not to actually touch you, just like lady O. I hope you all enjoy and make use of the list. Feel free to comment on any additions which you feel need to be considered for the Christmas list.
In Oprah's name,
This is awesome! My favorite is the Grippos chips. They do not sell those in Minnesota, so each year when I head to Kentucky, I eat myself into a Grippos induced stupor. It isn't pretty. But it's tasty! :)ReplyDelete
Thanks for the shout out, Keith! I should hire you as my PR person.ReplyDelete
I think that this:ReplyDelete
"I like my food to be served to me, preferably with a nice garnish, a complementary wine, and a lively conversation."
is hilarious following the section on pickled bologna!
Clearly, my friend, you have at least two sides to yourself. :)
thank the lord. I was begining to get worried no one would step up and fill the void. thanks Keith,foo post. I saw one of those jars of bolonga only the other day, now I know I should have picked it up!ReplyDelete
You included all of my favorite things. I have my eggs in the pickling brine as I type this, and my hand in the Grippo's bag. Who needs Oprah when we have Keith?ReplyDelete
Thanx for the kind words about MotesBooks and The Gathering! Here's hoping our paths cross again soon.