|(Do NOT hand that off to me!)|
Since last November, I have often lamented that I wish Kentucky had voted RuPaul into office as our senator, rather than Rand Paul. So, as my tizziness worked itself through me this evening, I began to daydream about how different things may be if RuPaul actually was Kentucky's junior sentaor.
First off, she would immediately drop the "junior senator" label. Ain't no 6'7'' queen wearing 5-inch heels and 2-feet wigs going to be called "junior", mmkkaayy? And I would love to, just once, hear her say from the Senate floor, "The time has come to LIPSYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE! Good luck, and...DON'T FUCK IT UP." I know that has nothing to do with politics, but it would still be fun to see on C-Span and Fox News.
Finally, after comparing and contrasting Ru and Rand, I found them, shockingly enough, as different as any two people who ever existed in the history of the world. I did, however, find some interesting tidbits about both R's. With these tidbits, I decided I would throw together a small quiz to see how well my readers know their queens and senators. The quiz is listed below. No cheating via google, damnit! Enjoy, and DON'T FUCK IT UP!
1. Said: "Newt Gingrich...has more war positions that he's had wives."
2. Goes by his given name?
3. Was in a band called the Wee Wee Poles.
4. Said: "Fox News...can't decide which they love more, bombing the Middle East or bashing the President."
5. Said: ""All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money."
Alright...scroll down for the answers.
1. "Newt Gingrich...has more war positions that he's had wives."
|That's right! Rand went all mavericky and said it.|
|RuPaul Andre Charles, name given by his Louisiana Mama|
|RuPaul was in this band in the early 1980's.|
What doesn't belong in a band named Wee Wee Poles?
A 6'7'' black man.
|I know, I was surprised too! Makes me feel bad about the clownie face. |
Do you realize how biased Fox News is when the Tea-Party starts
talking smack about them?!
|Yes, RuPaul said it. How very GOP of her!|
Leave a comment below and tell me which R you know better!