As usual, the bold print is the real Topix Forum post name. I change only individuals names. The itialized print is my little addition. Here we go!
Smell on East80/Tomcat Trail Area
|Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,|
What are they feeding you?
You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence but You Can't Make Him Think.
Is Speech a disability?
I never believed it to be until I found the Topix website. However, if people who post on here speak the way they write, then the answer is most certainly YES.
Dorthea Jackson is a prime example that a person can change.
Go, Dorthea! Well, go only if your change was for the better. I didn't click on the post to actually read it. If you gained like 300 pounds or shot up so many drugs your arms fell off, then Bad, Dorthea, Bad.
Hey, know who else is a prime example that a person can change? Batman.
Some CHOIRS don't know how to judge speed with MUSIC
Jason that goes around pooping all over the walls
Now, please do not get this Jason confused with the one who goes around peeing all over the walls, because I did that once, and let me tell you it was NOT pretty. Apparently, Jason that goes around pooping all over the walls hates Jason who goes around peeing all over the walls. I just assumed they worked together. They don't. Take my advice on this. Jason that goes around peeing all over the walls is pretty cool, but Jason that goes around pooping all over the walls is just an ass.
What do you do to turn on your hubby?
How Many Thinks Walmart Fried Chicken Is Better Than Kroger?
Jessie HATED his job.
He did. He hated it. Know how I know? Jessie is friend. Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define. Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine.
CD Player found at Clarks
Wow! I had no idea how in touch the London Forum was with celebrity news. I can not believe that they actually have a post about the little known twin of Justin Beiber. Apparently, the Beiber Machine decided it best not to admit to having the twin brother, but word of him leaked out. Apparently, it leaked out in Laurel County. Well, since the cat is out of the bag, I guess it is safe to post my picture of Justing Beibler:
I hope you have enjoyed this weeks Topix-ical news briefing. Until next week, remember, if it isn't on Topix, then it probably is true.