|(Very similar to my life every day as a boy.)|
|(Something that would be sold at a sex store)|
Man Bursts Into Flames In Sex Shop
This article is disturbing on my many levels, but there is one level that I can not get past. What if our mothers were right? What if the flaming man's mother had repeatedly told him that he was going to be struck down for going to those ol' sex stores? Now, I am re-thinking all the warnings my mother told me. They suddenly have new, significant meanings.
|(A Mom with her tattle-tale bird.)|
There are a few other mother-isms that I either previously doubted but no longer do or just did not listen to which I will now. They really need no explanation, but do warrant a mention:
- Always wear clean underwear in case you are in a wreck.
- Shit in one hand and want in another. See which one fills up faster.
- Stop it or you will go blind.