
Despite this love for plump and juicy poultry, I do not think that I would ever desire it so much that I would steal it from a grocery store. If I had a hankering for chicken but had only, say, pork chops in the fridge or some ground beef in the freezer, AND I had no money, I am confident that I could fight the urge to taste a chicken leg and go with one of the items I already had available to me. Perhaps, this disqualifies me from being a true chicken addict.
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(A Real Chicken Addict's Mug Shot.) |
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(Evil Chicken Demon.) |
What's a chicken addict, you ask? It is a person who will do whatever he or she has to do to get a fix. Whether it be a wing, neck, or the prized breast, an addict can not fight the Evil Chicken Demon when he comes calling, and the thing about the Evil Chicken Demon is that you just never know when he will show up with his bucket of desire.
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(Trying to play soccer with 4lbs. chicken in your shorts) |
The CA was confronted by store employees , and the police were called to the scene. It was mentioned that the CA smelled of alcohol, but I am guessing that he had probably doused his bloomers with some sort of chicken marinade, probably one with a wine base, and that is what people were smelling.
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(Louisville Chicken Police Colonel & Warden of the Yum! Chicken Rehab Clinic) |
Nonetheless, the CA was taken into custody and will probably serve a term at the Yum! Chicken Rehab Clinic. It is not clear what became of the four pounds of chicken, but the thought of it makes me want to reconsider vegetarianism.
Trust me, I am not lying! Here is the link to the actual news story:
http://www.wlky.com/news/27422320/detail.html
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