My name is Keith Stewart, and I am not a good driver.
|(I have seen this look so many times.)|
|(Sometimes, I forget.)|
|(I said I Love You, but I lied.)|
|(Place Big Gulp Here.)|
|(Don't on my watch, UniBrow!)|
There you have it. My written confession. I do not drive well. I have been to traffic school many times, and it just doesn't take. I would say I will do better, but it would be a lie. So, really, the ball is your court now. You have been warned.