The Man Who Was Forced To Eat His Beard
|(ZZ Top, not pre-cut Harvey)|
Now I ask you, WHO DOES THIS?! What kind of mind has the thought that making someone eat his own body hair is a good fight tactic? I could understand if you were negotiating the price of a lawnmower and the haggling turned into a fight with the biblical Samson that cutting his hair off may be a good move. Really, that is the only instance I can think of that would call for cutting off someone's hair. From the picture, Harvey looks like a pretty stout feller, so I am also thinking that either Jason and Troy used a stun gun or a taser before chopping off his manly locks and forcing them down his throat.
|(Back hair as an option|
or the tail of a mullett?)
I am particularly proud that (a) these good ol' boys have brought such pride to our state and that (b) when the television crew came for the interview Harvey decided it best to wear his "Southern Style" ball cap which is covered with the Confederate flag. I do not know why stereotypes exist. Just because the only news story from Kentucky that has made national news this week was about a man in a Confederate flag hat who had gotten in an arguement with his friends over a lawnmover and had his beard cut off and was forced to eat it doesn't really mean anything.
|(Notice everyone is bald (except me) and clean shaven!|